EXPLODING Porch Defender HOW TO Use
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Nothing is more infuriating than having your belongings stolen. Now you can easily put a stop to it.
You may have heard of ‘The Blank Box’ that does a great job of getting pirates off of your porch — But it’s expensive and does Only ONE thing.
Now comes the PORCH DEFENDER™, cheap, easy to use and
Multi functional —
Anti-Porch Pirate Exploding Bait Box!
Protects Yard Signs, Christmas and Lawn Decorations!
Alarm for Shed and Out Buildings!
Detect and Scare Away Prowlers with Trip Line Operation!
Great in the Backyard just for FUN!
PROTECT ANYTHING YOU CAN TIE A STRING TO!!